No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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