Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
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