I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
