A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Come on in and take your pants off
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