I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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