If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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