dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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