It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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