I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Randomize
