its not stalking. its research.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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