I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
They took my balls.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
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