ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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