you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You're a waste of cheezeits
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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