someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
