Christians are straight up FREAKS
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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