I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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