Barsexuality is the new black.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Randomize
