Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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