Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
