I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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