Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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