absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I wish you could order shots online.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
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