i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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