At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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