therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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