Welp...herpes.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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