Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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