just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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