When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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