i may or may not be watching the land before time
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize