thus making me awesome and them whores
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
We were destined to go to rehab together
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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