well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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