If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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