So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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