sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
Randomize