if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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