Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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