I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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