This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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