There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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