I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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