my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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