Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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