are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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