Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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