I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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