haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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