pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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