wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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