Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
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