Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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