That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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