how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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