actually, I'm a sock model
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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