Christians are straight up FREAKS
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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