i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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