i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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